250 WILD & FREE™ Fanny Pack
Because pockets are for the faint of heart.
Strap in, patriots. This isn’t just a fanny pack—it’s a waist-mounted declaration of independence. Whether you’re storming the farmer’s market, tailgating at Mount Rushmore, or just flexing your freedom at the beach, the 250 WILD & FREE™ fanny pack is your trusty sidekick in the pursuit of liberty and snacks.
🎯 Features:
Red, White & Bold: Designed with the spirit of ’76 and the swagger of 2025.
Customizable Inner Pocket: Hide your secrets, your Slim Jims, or your Constitution—your call.
Water-Resistant Polyester: Because freedom doesn’t melt in the rain.
Adjustable Straps: One size fits all Americans (and honorary ones too).
Hand-Sewn Glory: Crafted with care by folks who know the value of a good stitch and a better story.
🧨 Why You Need It:
It’s the only fanny pack that might actually make George Washington fist bump you in a dream.
It holds 0.37 gallons of pure American potential.
It’s perfect for festivals, fireworks, and fending off communism (metaphorically).
Warning: Wearing this may cause spontaneous recitations of the Pledge of Allegiance, increased BBQ attendance, and unsolicited high-fives from strangers named Chuck.
🇺🇸 Happy250™—where every product is a love letter to liberty, and every fanny pack is a freedom pouch.
Size guide
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FANNY PACK CIRCUMFERENCE (inches) |
| S/M |
27 ⅝-37 ¾ |
| M/L |
35 ⅜-52 ⅜ |
