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T. Paine FS T Shirt
T. Paine FS T Shirt
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$26.00 USD
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For Patriots Who Prefer Their Freedom Loud, Proud, and Slightly Inappropriate
Introducing the Thomas Paine T‑shirt — the only piece of clothing in America scientifically proven (not really, but spiritually) to increase your independence, your confidence, and your ability to win arguments at cookouts.
This isn’t just a shirt.
This is Common Sense… but wearable.
Slip this bad boy on and suddenly you’re quoting the Founding Fathers at the gas pump, saluting bald eagles mid‑flight, and explaining taxation to strangers who definitely didn’t ask.
Why you need this shirt:
Because Thomas Paine wrote pamphlets so spicy the British needed milk
Because freedom looks better in cotton
Because your torso deserves to make a statement louder than a July 4th firework
Because nothing says “Don’t tread on me” like a man who literally told a king to shove it
Side effects may include:
Uncontrollable patriotism
Increased desire to grill meats
Sudden urge to yell “’MERICA” at inappropriate volumes
Random strangers giving you a knowing nod of respect
A 47% boost in historical accuracy during arguments
Wear it to the gym.
Wear it to the range.
Wear it to Thanksgiving so your uncle knows you came prepared.
This shirt is for the American who loves liberty, laughs loudly, and appreciates a Founding Father who had the guts to publish a pamphlet that basically said, “Hey King George… knock it off.”
Grab yours now and let Thomas Paine do the talking — because freedom never goes out of style, but this shirt will absolutely make someone spit their drink.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Introducing the Thomas Paine T‑shirt — the only piece of clothing in America scientifically proven (not really, but spiritually) to increase your independence, your confidence, and your ability to win arguments at cookouts.
This isn’t just a shirt.
This is Common Sense… but wearable.
Slip this bad boy on and suddenly you’re quoting the Founding Fathers at the gas pump, saluting bald eagles mid‑flight, and explaining taxation to strangers who definitely didn’t ask.
Why you need this shirt:
Because Thomas Paine wrote pamphlets so spicy the British needed milk
Because freedom looks better in cotton
Because your torso deserves to make a statement louder than a July 4th firework
Because nothing says “Don’t tread on me” like a man who literally told a king to shove it
Side effects may include:
Uncontrollable patriotism
Increased desire to grill meats
Sudden urge to yell “’MERICA” at inappropriate volumes
Random strangers giving you a knowing nod of respect
A 47% boost in historical accuracy during arguments
Wear it to the gym.
Wear it to the range.
Wear it to Thanksgiving so your uncle knows you came prepared.
This shirt is for the American who loves liberty, laughs loudly, and appreciates a Founding Father who had the guts to publish a pamphlet that basically said, “Hey King George… knock it off.”
Grab yours now and let Thomas Paine do the talking — because freedom never goes out of style, but this shirt will absolutely make someone spit their drink.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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